I mean this tweet about a cat represents my life.
Not that a cat has tweeted about my life. That would be pretty cool though. Something to tell the grandkids about I suppose…*
*Father Ted reference. (Virtual five if you got that.)
All you need to do, is make sure English is not your native language. And no matter where you do your erasmus, you will probably learn a lot of English. Plus whatever the local language is, assuming it’s not English. Two for the price of one. Did I mention you’ll learn English?
What I’m trying to say is, it’s extremely difficult for native English speakers to learn other languages because it seems like everyone studies English and knows enough for conversation. In fact, more often than not, they’ll know it better than the local language when on erasmus.
In other words, I’m blaming my lack of progression with French on what I’ve just said above.
In other words, being a native English speaker is fantastic (you’ll almost always be able to find other English-speakers no matter where you go) – unless you want to learn a language.
In other words, I’d really like to learn some French.
Oh look – a listicle. List article. List. Whatever you want to call it. Similar in design to many of those non-news stories which may pop up on your Facebook homepage if you’re unfortunate enough to use the slightly soul-destroying social media site. (I haven’t managed to delete mine yet (if that’s even technically possible), but I have used it less over the last while, so that’s a start.)
So… Here’s a super informative list of what happens (in my experience) if you don’t have internet for over two whole days. Obviously, being a listicle, this contains unique and very wise insider knowledge that you just could not function or survive without:
1. You socialise.
2. You make friends.
3. You exercise. (I actually went for a run. And it wasn’t even to a wifi hotspot.)
4. You go exploring (especially if you’ve just moved to a new area, like I have, and need to find your way around).
5. You go shopping. (Proper, real life shopping, not online shopping.)
6. You get enough sleep.
7. You get into a good sleeping pattern.
8. You meet up with people when you say you were going to meet up with them because you can’t contact them to say you might be late (taking a fully functioning phone out of the question because I’m abroad and haven’t got a sim card that works here yet).
9. You go outside.
10. You tidy, and in my case, unpack (in reverse order).
11. You clean.
What?! You do actual things?!? Talk to actual people?!?! Madness!!
It turns out my fear was justifiable. I’ve spoken almost entirely in English so far (I got here yesterday). It’s a nightmare. I need to avoid it, but can’t. Maybe after orientation and all that I’ll be able to settle in properly and actually speak French as much as I’d like to.
So far, it’s been nowhere near enough – an occasional question or encounter with university staff or shop assistants, but basically nothing else. Which has made me realise that my French is terrible now. I can barely ask basic things, and attempting to hold a conversation just fries my brain. I keep speaking Spanish by accident (things like ‘bueno’ and ‘gracías’, mainly, as well as normally saying ‘y’ instead of ‘et’). I hope that doesn’t last.
I don’t want to forget my Spanish or the tiny bit of an Argentinian accent I may have picked up when saying certain phrases, but I don’t want to keep letting Spanish get in the way of learning French. Quel cauchmar.
My pronunciation is terrible too. I just don’t remember how you’re supposed to pronounce things in French – vowels, the letters ‘c’ and ‘j’, and even where to put the emphasis in a word.
Basic vocabulary too, grammar – you name it, I’ve probably forgotten it.
Everything is really expensive as well. So that’s awful.
On a happier note, it’s quite sunny.